Guide to Beards- Hopefully you have already grown a beard

Welcome to The Beard and The Wonderful’s – ‘Essential Guide to
Beards’. Hopefully you have already grown a beard, have decided you want
to grow a beard, or are still in the just thinking of growing one stage.
If for some strange and unfathomable reason you are not convinced that
facial hair is for you, then please pull up a chair and pin back your ears,
because we need a man-to-man chat.
In this world of political correctness, women’s rights and removal of gender
roles, there is still one last bastion of hope for men to become a real man, a
warrior, a commander-in-chief, a beardsman of the highest order, a legend.
And that last bastion of hope my friend, is for you to grow a beard, entice a
moustache, and cultivate a facial forest of manliness.
Growing a bushy thick beard and/or mustache is seen by many cultures as
a rite of passage for men and a symbol of power. But not everyone has the
beard gene and growth rate of beards will depend on both genetics and
testosterone levels, as well as requiring perseverance and patience.
This means that some men can only produce wispy bum fluff, whilst others
can produce a forest of beardness by just raising one eyebrow. But you owe
it to yourself to beard up.
This fine book will guide you through the life-affirming changes that
growing a beard will bring. We will help you on your journey, answering
those difficult questions, helping you on this wonderful journey.
So without further ado, let us head to better place. All the answers you have
been seeking are right before you. Let us help to make you complete…..